Terrorists... ?

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  1. larrylarry

    larrylarry Well-Known Member

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    On what basis did you suspect the potential tenant is a terrorist or part of a terrorist group or associated with terrorist group with an intent to cause harm to the community? I'm keen to hear your thought process.
     
  2. Simon Hampel

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    Friend of mine used to get into trouble all the time when flying overseas. He builds terrariums for a living and used to put "Terrarist" as his job title on immigration cards.
     
  3. Jkat

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    What does he put now??
     
  4. larrylarry

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    Landscaper?
     
  5. Simon Hampel

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    Dunno - I made the story up :p
     
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    Derp!! Monday afternoon brain
     
  7. Wall Street

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    Nope. But you can depreciate his vest:D
     
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    Why be sexist now? It could be a her!
     
  9. Wall Street

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    Ma bad.

    Can ladieswear be depreciated faster??
     
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    Depends how good a dancer you are ;)
     
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  11. fullylucky

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    For one thing the passport was very counter intuitive... it wasn't the country he said he was from which is on the sanctions list.

    Also when I was helping him move, he got very touchy when I was handling 3 suitcases. He was fine for me to move other things but not those. If I was a tenant I'd want people to help me move the heavy stuff.

    All the rooms are priced the same price I would choose a good room but instead he chose a room that was very secluded... away from people...
     
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  13. Wall Street

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    That case held the launch codes.
     
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    I hope you realise that as you have helped a suspected terrorist you are likely to be on the list also. Whether you touched the 3 briefcases is irrelevant.
     
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    Might be a cross-dresser and he did not want the dresses to fall from the suitcases,everyones different..
     
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    I hope you used gloves, otherwise your fingerprints are everywhere. ASIO will be onto you soon. In fact, they are probably already monitoring this thread.
     
  17. Bran

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    Don't drag me into this
     
  18. D.T.

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    Yes in excel, if you watch the YouTube guides first. You can boost your figures by putting $14 Kmart heaters in there first.
     
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    That sounds very suspicious, fullylucky, do tell us more :)
     
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    But it only works if the terrorist is Korean, right?