Laws you don't learn in School :-)

01. LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:

Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


02. ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


03. KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.


04. CANNON'S KARMIC LAW:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.


05 O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


06. BELL'S THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


07. RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

08. WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


09. ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. BREDA'S RULE:

At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

11. OWEN'S LAW:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

 

** If you don't specify exactly where you want the final doorknob to go - husband will set the doorknob at a different height to every other doorknob in the house -

 

Oh that's just because he put the door on upside down.

 

You spend months looking and finally buy a property.
One month later you will see a better deal!
Marg

 

Or the picture frames.....

 

No wonder I drink ... actually he did get one other handle wrong ... a single laundry cupboard handle is also at a different height than all the others.

Annoys me every time I see it, but can't change as they are vinyl vacuumed sealed doors.

I know it's minor - but I believe the quality is in the detail ... and unmatched detail like this drives me nuts

 

Despite there being a 50/50 chance to put a fitted sheet on a bed properly, you'll never get it right on the first try.