House & Home Ladies - why do (most) of you prefer the toilet seat down?

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  1. geoffw

    geoffw Moderator Staff Member

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    Now relating this to property investors
    A Victory for the Right to Pee Standing Up
     
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  3. Scott No Mates

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    In the immortal words of the ghostbusters

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    Lid up - cat in toilet, lid down cat on toilet - no brainer
     
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  5. Marg4000

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    Had this out with hubby years ago.

    Get up in the night to pee?
    Either put on the light and aim properly, or if half asleep and no light then sit down.
    Marg
     
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    geoffw Moderator Staff Member

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    The cat should be properly trained

    train-your-cat-to-pee-in-the-toilet-0.jpg
     
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    I always put it down as a courtesy with 3 females in the house, plus it saves a cold seat or a wet dip when you get up in the middle of the night

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    Plus why start an argument with the dragon queen

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    Redwing, 17th Nov, 2017
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  9. Otie

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    I like men to lift the seat up when they need to pee, but then I expect them to put it down when they have finished because I don't like touching toilet seats. I would have no issue with the seat being left down if they could not get pee on the seat. I once knew a woman who made her husband sit down to pee. I wish I could train mine to do that.
    Obviously we like the seat down because we sit to pee. To the men- if you were doing a poo (Im sure you sit to do this) would you like to sit on a toilet with the seat up? We like the seat down for the same reason, we don't want to fall in or get cold bum cheeks on the ceramic!
     
    Otie, 17th Nov, 2017
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    Hard enough getting them to aim properly during the day! I wish they'd just sit day and night lol
     
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    No, but I understand if it does. Having seen about 5 billion weiners, everyone is on a pretty similar spectrum.
     
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  12. Scott No Mates

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    I thought you wars a doctor not a process worker in a sausage/meat packing factory.

    What If the men don't like touching the toilet seat? :confused:
     
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    That's a lot of weiners... :eek:
     
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    Someone once said its more how you use it which matters :D
     
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    Then take a seat :cool:
     
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    Fellas...plant a lemon tree then the issue goes away.
     
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    This is exactly why we put the seat and lid down every time.

    This thread seriously though, so much win, I have laugh snorted multiple times whilst reading it.

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    And you wonder who designed this ingenious cat trap. :D
     
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    Woman: I want you to put the seat down when you're finished using the toilet.
    Man: Why?
    Woman: Because I don't want to have to touch it before I sit down on it.
    Man:
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    Abradolf Lincler, 21st Nov, 2017
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  20. Tim86

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    South Park did an episode explaining this.
     
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