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  1. Gockie

    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    Gockie, 5th May, 2021
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    I though this was funny (and true):
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    kierank, 12th May, 2021
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    It begs the question: "....why?"
     
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    Why is it true? :D
     
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    No spare wheel , no problem.
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    Piston_Broke, 12th May, 2021
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  6. Gockie

    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    You can replace Eastwood with Sydney. Same-same. FB_IMG_1621325345543.jpg
     
    Gockie, 18th May, 2021
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    My PM just rang me and said the tenant wants to live in a more expensive house. I told him to raise the rent.
     
    datto, 19th May, 2021
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    Menopause Rhapsody
     
    geoffw, 20th May, 2021
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    Covid in one picture...
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    I'd be upset that I didn't have a right of reply with a super soaker.

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    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    Boys have their own inbuilt super soaker gun... Screenshot_20210601-124727_Samsung Internet.jpg
     
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    datto, 4th Jul, 2021
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    As the mother of 3 boys I can relate to this ... :D
     
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    I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you".

    I couldn't believe it ... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.
     
    geoffw, 3rd Aug, 2021
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