Ok I may have gotten up too early this morning to get to work after Christmas but I thought I would share what Dr Gilda Carle (“relationship expert to the stars”) has to say about your choice of how you hang your toilet. If you roll over… You like taking charge, crave organisation and are likely to overachieve. If you roll under… You’re laid-back, dependable and seek relationships with strong foundations. If you don’t care, as long as it’s there… You aim to minimise conflict, value flexibility and like putting yourself in new situations. But could your choice tell us something about your earning power? One US survey found that 73% of people who earn under $20,000 roll under, while 60% of those who earn over $50,000 roll over. These surveys do not quite meet the standards required for a scientific psychology study – but if this column is your favourite bathroom reading it will give you something to ponder.