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  1. TMNT

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    Day 5 of social distancing.

    I had a conversation with a spider today, seems like a nice spider.

    He's a web designer.
     
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    I was talking with my daughter about a lot of people my age, and older, saying they aren't bothering with things like masks even though they are most at risk.
    I was told that people her age refer to COVID19 as "Boomer Remover"
     
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    Son: Why is my sister's name "Paris"?
    Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris
    Son: Thanks dad.
    Dad: No problem, "Quarantine".
     
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    Do re mi - the Covid-19 version
     
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    Sign in the next suburb

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    We’ve renamed every room in our house. TV room is Amsterdam. Bedroom is Venice.
    WC is Canberra.

    The study is Berlin.
    It used to be two rooms but we broke down a wall in between.
     
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    Depends on your lifestyle, how about...

    Bathroom - Venice
    Bedroom - Bangkok? lol
    Dining room - London
    Kitchen - Rome
    Den - Amsterdam
    Balcony - Bali
     
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    There are countries where people have to pay to get the test - and it can be quite expensive.

    It's literally (given the way the sample is collected) paying through the nose.
     
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    My local. No Furphy, limited other beer but plenty of Corona, almost 4 rows C9FA4E51-78A4-48F8-8067-CF6D09656997.jpeg
     
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