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  1. Lizzie

    Lizzie Well-Known Member

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    Some things just never change :rolleyes:

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    This is not actually from the real diary - though this modern Twitter account is with with looking at.
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    Weed sales must be on the rise already.....

    I mean what else does the average aussie do for fun
     
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    For those who are home-schooling:
     

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    I've been outside weeding.
     
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    lets share suppliers:D:D:D
     
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    You can have all of mine if you wish
     
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    TMNT, 24th Mar, 2020
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    SatayKing, 24th Mar, 2020
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    I am try to convince the wife we should take up daily sex, at least for the next 6 months.

    If this goes on for longer than 6 months, I told her I am happy to review the situation.
     
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    Purple Patch, 24th Mar, 2020
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    Aussie Slang

    Sanny-Hand sanitiser
    In iso- self isolation/lockdown
    the Rona- self explanatory
    Magpie- supermarket hoarder

    Me boss tested pozzi for the rona so now l,m in iso. Popped down to woolies for some sanny but its been bloody magpie'd
    Cheers
     
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    BREAKING NEWS:

    If you receive an email or WhatsApp message with the subject ‘Ding Dong’ DO NOT OPEN IT.
    It’s Jehovah’s Witnesses. The sneaky buggers are working from home.
     
    geoffw, 24th Mar, 2020
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    Tempting - for the supermarket run, of course - :D

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    I overheard that the US will no longer be funding a wall at the Mexican border. A new bill has been passed to build a dam to stop the flow of Corona. :oops:
     
    Scott No Mates, 25th Mar, 2020
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