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  1. willair

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    Accordian to a recent survey, 90% of people don't read the first word in a sentence correctly if it's misspelt.
     
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    I didn't realise that pianos had braille.
     
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    Some Christmas cheer (non political!)
     
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    They bring gifts of masks, hand sanitiser and toilet paper. They wear masks because they are wise men.
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    2019: Stay away from Negative People

    2020: Stay away from Positive People
     
    Redwing, 14th Dec, 2020
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    Gockie, 15th Dec, 2020
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    Superb! They are a treasure. Poor David is showing some age.
     
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    How things have changed.

    When the pandemic started, supermarkets were limiting purchases of toilet paper.

    Now they're limiting purchases of lobster.
     
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    ... yes Michael - and that's why we had to lock down the Northern Beaches :p
     
    Simon Hampel, 20th Dec, 2020
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    A Love Story for the ages...Or at least this age
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    i was thinking of a much cruder term ( but still hinting at toilet paper usage ) but in polite circles i call the whole event a clown show

    however i did note a psychologist who explained the curiosity of stock-piling paper rolls as an instinctive reaction when the public has no trust in the government ..

    governments might like to consider that as feed-back

    ( i am working on stock-piles of sugar , honey and rice , .. wink )
     
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    This one is looking more relevant now than it was when it was released four weeks ago
     
    geoffw, 20th Dec, 2020
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    The Three Wise Men have advised that they will need to quarantine upon arrival into Jerusalem. As a result, the Epiphany will be delayed by 2 weeks.
     
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