Coronavirus Humour

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  1. Scott No Mates

    Scott No Mates Well-Known Member

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    I did hear that Woolworths are restricting purchases to 1 x hand sanitizer, 36 roll pack of toilet rolls, 1 bag of oats, 2kg frozen veg & 24 aspirin/ibuprofen/paracetamol. Coles has similar restrictions on 48 rolls of toilet paper, headache tablets, cold & flu medication, pasta & rice.

    Aldi now restricted to 1 x ski jacket, 2 trolley jacks, 1 x 65cm LCD TV and 2 cuddly meerkats.
     
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    I just went to Woolies. I saw a guy whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitisers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people need!!

    I called him selfish, gave him a low down about the elderly and mums etc who need these types of things.

    I told him he should be ashamed of himself!

    He said: “that’s all good and well mate but I work here, can I carry on filling the shelves now?”
     
    geoffw, 18th Mar, 2020
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    For those travelling to northern Europe. Finland has completely closed its borders.

    Nobody can cross the Finnish line.
     
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    Saw a similar thing where one guy picked up the entire Tex-Mex taco display and heading towards the front of the supermarket.

    He got to the front of the gondola and put up the 'special promo' sign.

    Ooops :p
     
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    Just saw this on FB... :D:p

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    The era of the introvert has finally arrived. Many have been waiting all their lives for this.
     
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    I hear that in Germany everyone is panic-buying sausages and cheese.

    It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
     
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    Groan!
     
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    WARNING
    If your receive an email with COVID-19 in the title.
    Don’t open it.
    It’s a virus.
     
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    I've been in touch with my inner self.

    Cheap toilet paper.
     
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