Coronavirus Humour 2021

Discussion in 'COVID-19' started by Gockie, 1st Jan, 2021.

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  1. Lizzie

    Lizzie Well-Known Member

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    Funny - but there's actually been a reduction in the number of births ... perhaps being in close quarters, for extended periods, reduced the "desire" to reproduce
     
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    The 2021 Olympics

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    A word of advice for those separated from their loved ones.

    It can be very hard, not being together with the man or woman you most want to be with. Be patient, the wait will be worth it.

    In the meantime, stay at home with your spouse and let the pandemic pass.
     
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    My daughter was telling me. She can't wait to walk down the aisle. And then to hear those magical words.

    "This is your pilot speaking".
     
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    Little do they realise that lockdown means you can't go anywhere.
     
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    Please start taking this Indian Covid Variant seriously !! my neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week and he's only just buried his naan.
     
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    I would've expected that from @geoffw :D
     
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    My children are very cruel. C-19 is nicknamed "the Boomer Remover".

    OMG.
     
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    But how else are the young ones ever going to be able to own property in Sydney? :oops:
     
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    "Vaccination centres across the country have been swamped by over 70s after the AstraZeneca jab was renamed a ‘Franking Credit Injection’ earlier today.

    Authorities made the change after realising elderly people would be less hesitant to get immunised against a virus that can kill them if they thought there was a tax benefit.

    More..."

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    @D.T. posted this elsewhere. I suggested he post it here, but it appears he's leaving it for me to post.
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    The most common question the NSW Coronavirus helpline is receiving from the Eastern Suburbs is:

    "Do I have to wear a mask while doing a line of coke?"
     
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