Coronavirus Humour 2021

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  1. Simon Hampel

    Simon Hampel Founder Staff Member

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    Misinformation - you should be ashamed.

    A person would not be only 1.5m away from someone playing the accordian! :p
     
    Simon Hampel, 1st Oct, 2021
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    He forgot to resolve m by reference to

    m - M = 5 log d - 5

    where

    m is the apparent magnitude
    M is the absolute magnitude; and
    d is in parsecs.
     
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  3. Gockie

    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    Much like keeping your distance from a beginner unicyclist. Don't need masks :)
     
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    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    Do you like my poetry?
    Thanks Spike Milligan.
    Can also use the word “sneeze” too…


    Covid is infectious
    You catch it like the flu
    When someone coughed on me today
    I started coughing too
    I walked around the corner
    And someone saw me cough
    When he coughed I realised
    I had passed it onto him
    I thought about the virus
    And then realised its worth
    A single infection like mine
    Could travel round the earth
    So if you feel a cough begin
    Don’t leave it undetected
    Don’t start an epidemic
    And get the world infected.
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    Gockie, 6th Oct, 2021
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    Very good.
     
    Baker, 6th Oct, 2021
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    How's 2021 going?

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    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    This is a bit dated. There was a suggestion that at riots, police should use dart guns with vaccine.
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    Burramys, 15th Oct, 2021
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    im watching a tv series set in the 70s/80s,

    two strangers from overseas are hugging eachother as a hello,

    and all im thinking is "they're going to catch covid" and "thats not social distancing"
     
    Truly Exotic, 17th Oct, 2021
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