10 Signs You May Be a Bogan

There's Kelmy and there's Kelmy, @JenW

I got 0.5 - I've been to Kuta but don't 'go' to Kuta. Next trip is some remote village and then Nusa Dua.

They did miss some important points - the flanno being a biggy, and also spray on black jeans, Iron Maiden T-shirt (or similar), missing teeth, Australia day flags on the car, bra's hanging out under singlet tops, with leggings, muffin tops and thongs/and or uggies. An inch of dark regrowth on bleached hair that's never been within 100 meters of a hair dryer.

I know a lot about bogans, I live in Mandurah

 

Do you keep them in a jar?

 

1. I know two Shannons (one male, one female, one an interior designer, the other a landscape photographer) and on Wade (works as a digital designer).

 

Nice!

Loved the clip, love the song. Now I wanna go surf.

 

I was only going to post the mullet pic but then thought of you and figured at least one PC'er would appreciate it. Hope it fired you up to get out there!

Despite the social media persona Mike's a really down to earth, intelligent kid too...I'd almost say he surfs better than Owen. It's unbelievable the amount of power these guys are complimenting their above the lip surfing with now and what a great life, earning good money to travel and free surf...

I just watched the clip below, John John surfing SW WA. The section at "Rabbits" is insane, from experience it's the trickiest wave to surf, just a big shorey heaving up over limestone. He makes it look far too easy...

 

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Noooooooo

 

That IS a pretty sweet shorey. Reminds me of being a teenage grom when Kawana used to get too big and messy in cyclone season we would ride up to Pt Cartwright and paddle across to Mooloolaba Spit and it would be a similar break. Pump and dump really hollow. 10 seconds to paddle back out. Catch a hundred waves in an arvo. Ahhhh good times.

 

On a recent visit to bali. I was getting a massage in a salon

There were two aussie ladies getting their hair coloured (no doubt peroxide blonde).

Both quite roudy and obviously friends.

Next minute one gets up and still wearing the apron goes running across the road and comes back with a jack daniels and coke (or a similar brand)

I then notice the 3 or 4 emptyy bottles beside her too.

I was truly in bogan central

 

Datto has already applied!
See this thread:
Hey Datto, found a job for ya....

 

3.5 out of 10.

Think I am currently runner-up!