Education & Work What's your occupation?

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  1. wombat777

    wombat777 Well-Known Member

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    Systems Engineer. Used to develop software.

    Learning to develop bricks and mortar.

    Taking time off to travel 13.461538% of the time.
     
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  2. Blacky

    Blacky Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha - I love it.
    I will often respond with either "I don't do anything, Im not paid enough for that - my salary only covers my appearance cost. If they want me to do something they would need to pay me more"

    Or "As little as possible"

    Blacky
     
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  3. The Y-man

    The Y-man Moderator Staff Member

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    "Reboot it, yes hold the power button bown till it shuts down..... oh stuff it, just yank the power cable out... oh it's a laptop, for #Q%$# sake just pull the battery off.... right, problem should be fixed now. " <hang up>

    The Y-man
     
  4. BKRinvesting

    BKRinvesting Well-Known Member

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    Business project manager. Primarily public service, however just took a voluntary redundancy and am moving to contracting. (Aka Doing the same job to the same group of people for double the money! \o/
     
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  5. Dan Donoghue

    Dan Donoghue Well-Known Member

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    Coder, Analyst, Data guy, process improvement guy, automation guy, Call it what you will, my current company call it "Customer Insights Manager" The last company called it "Digital Operations Manager" :).

    Basically I make data tell a story and I automate processes to improve efficiency and accuracy.
     
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  6. Gockie

    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    • BI/Reports Developer/Analyst (omg! 14 years experience!!!) (SSRS/SQL (SQL server and Teradata)/Excel VBA/Tableau)
    • Airbnb host x2
    • Volleyball Venue Manager, Regional Referee
    • Chairperson of a Executive Strata Committee
    • Aunty to 4 nieces and nephews with 1 more nephew on the way.
     
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  7. WattleIdo

    WattleIdo midas touch

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    Self-employed slow-coach house painter and decorator (as in I employ myself).
     
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  8. Dan Donoghue

    Dan Donoghue Well-Known Member

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    My Sister from another Mister :)
     
  9. geoffw

    geoffw Moderator Staff Member

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    So as a one brand painter, your username should really be Wattylido.
     
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  10. LifesGood

    LifesGood Well-Known Member

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    Importer/Exporter of fine latex goods
     
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  11. Propertunity

    Propertunity Well-Known Member

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    I hope you can do better than Catherine Tate :)
     
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  12. TadhgMor

    TadhgMor Well-Known Member

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    I know its Irish but I have no idea wot!

    I got called TadhgMor by an Irish fellow one day and it kinda stuck.
     
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  13. RenegadeDom

    RenegadeDom Well-Known Member

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    I engage in the act of artfully placing complex forms in remote locations to be photographed for magazine covers aka an architect.
     
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  14. WattleIdo

    WattleIdo midas touch

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    A wattle by any other name would be as sweet.
     
  15. hash_investor

    hash_investor Well-Known Member

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    thought that was supposed to be a serious thread?

    software developer here
     
  16. BKRinvesting

    BKRinvesting Well-Known Member

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    Update.
    Just got a call back. 6 month contract all lined up :)
     
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  17. Barny

    Barny Well-Known Member

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    I'm batman
     
  18. MTR

    MTR Well-Known Member

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    oh no.... not tights....
     
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  19. geoffw

    geoffw Moderator Staff Member

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    So you're smelling paint? Is that like snuffing glue?
     
  20. Angel

    Angel Well-Known Member

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    I get paid a pittance to feed a young teenager his morning tea, then sit around all hours of the afternoon keeping him entertained until his taxi arrives to take him home. He likes to manipulate the system so fortunately for me he refuses to go to the toilet when I am rostered on his toileting duty. I also teach kids to read and write and do Maths.

    One day last week I went for a drive to Maroochydore and Mooloolabah. This week I am being the personal carer for my 30 year old son. Haven't decided whether I will go to work next week or not. On Saturday I get to do an inspection at one of our IPs.
     
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