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Ways to get rid of the Flu

Discussion in 'Living Room' started by Darlinghurst Boy, 6th Apr, 2016.

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  1. Darlinghurst Boy

    Darlinghurst Boy Well-Known Member

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    my Grandmother and my Mother always made Matzo Ball Soup when We had a cold or flu or was just feeling down.
    But here is a dinner that will heal you , Soup , meal and drink ., guaranteed .

    If you want to try it , always use Chicken Soup for the Matzo Balls .

    It helps to say maybe a prayer or two as well before eating it , and it has a lot of stories behind it in healing .
    The prayer you say must be a positive prayer and only about you healing , nothing else.

    You can buy Matzo Ball packets at Coles or Woolworths stores .

    For the dinner a kransky sausages stuffed with garlic cloves and fresh chillis, (you can do this before cooking it )or add the chillis to the buttered potatoes.

    Add to your plate cuts of cheese, fresh onions, Fresh garlic cloves,beetroot, potatoes with butter, fresh bread rolls buttered all on a plate.

    The most important to have with dinner . RUM , Rum with Tea ,

    Make a mug of tea , add milk , add honey, and add half a mug of RUM !!!
    Have at least 2 cups of tea with rum , honey , milk .
    any RUM is good but i tend to go for old style RUM .

    By the next morning most people are cured !!
     
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    I think you are confusing the common cold with the flu.
     
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    I find that lying on a bear skin rug surrounded by 12 drummers & 5 virgins who dance around chanting 'Beee gone ye eeevil spiereets' in a strong Scottish accent seems to work wonders too.


    Mind you, it's getting harder to source those bear skin rugs.
     
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    Two best medical posts I've seen!! Lol @Scott No Mates and @Darlinghurst Boy! I might just make that my permanent diet!

    What ever you do don't get the flu Vax, that's horse **** and will just guarantee you'll get sick. That diet should give you super powers
     
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    Maybe,but if it's op rum,the flu maybe gone but you would wake up with a massive hangover,
    and the first road side Police breath test mobile random unmarked car you would still blow over the legal limit,even if you have a PhD in Artificial Intelligence..
     
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    chicken soup does not work, I tried it so many times.

    just when I thought the forum was getting boring:p

    Now where is that Build a Temple thread
     
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    The real way of reducing cold symptoms and boosting immunity is with Vitamin C and garlic supplementation.
     
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    I'm sure Jesus won't get confused if you make too many requests during the same prayer time. However, if it helps the person to focus on just one thing in a positive manner then maybe I see the sense in it. :)

    Garlic & onions are always good. Chilies have vitamin C - so can see the sense.

    Again, honey is good for many things. I had a nasty experience with Captain Morgan Rum in my younger years and to this day still can't manage to get interested in touching it again. :(
     
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    Chicken soup is for the Soul.

    I sometimes use rituals to get better or Jewish rituals to put curses on people.
     
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    Fire gets rid of the flu. Problem is it takes you with it. Which is fine depending on how you arrange your priorities.
     
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    A quality single malt (Scottish) whiskey. Cures all..
     
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    How's the man flu going:)
     
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    Got my flue shot tonight. I'll call the chimney sweep in the morning.
     
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    A couple cones ......of ice cream also helps sooth the throat.
     
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    On a cruise in China BIL got the flu. Tour guide organised for a chinese cure. It was a clear brown soup. BIL sipped it, as told, for two days and symptoms appeared to go. We were all impressed, and asked for the recipe for when we got home. No problem...they would write it down for us.

    As we were leaving the ship we were given the recipe ..... one cup of Coca-Cola and a teaspoon of ginger, heated in a saucepan!!!!
     
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    Kiwi fruit. Mega packed with vit C. And strawberries and tomatoes.
     
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    @Scott No Mates @datto I am going out looking for the flu now, will get in touch once i have it.
    Scottish drummers, virgins, bear skin rugs, cones and ice cream. Bugger the flu, count me in!
     
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    ... and virgins even harder
     
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    Just buyout Mr.Branson