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Too Funny...From Sydney Harbourside LAC NSW Police Force

Discussion in 'Living Room' started by Chilliblue, 27th Nov, 2015.

  1. Chilliblue

    Chilliblue Well-Known Member

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    Reported on the Harbourside Police Force Facebook page:

    Police received multiple calls about the "violent domestic" on Sydney's North Shore. A man was heard yelling "I'm going to kill you, you're dead, die die" and the sound of furniture was being thrown was clearly heard.

    When officers attended the scene a man clearly out of breath and in distress was asked where his wife or girlfriend was with the man denying to having either. The social media posting recounts the event as:

    According to the social media post, the encounter went something like this:

    Male: "I don't know what you're talking about I live alone".

    Police: "Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit."

    Police: "Come on mate, what have you done to her?"

    Male: "It was a spider."

    Police "Sorry??"

    Male: "It was a spider, a really big one!!

    Police : "What about the women screaming?"

    Male: "Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders."

    It appears that the man at the scene was the lone person responsible for the threats, the furniture throwing and the screaming whilst he was trying to kill a spider located in his unit bravely armed with a can of Mortein.

    The whereabouts of the spider is still unknown.
     
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  2. larrylarry

    larrylarry Well-Known Member

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  3. bob shovel

    bob shovel Well-Known Member

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    Typical police making assumptions... They should be saying "significant other" not wife! Disgusting
     
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  4. BKRinvesting

    BKRinvesting Well-Known Member

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    Plot twist, his significant other is the spider!