This is a real problem . Can’t sleep as neighbour moans passionately too loud

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  1. D.T.

    D.T. Specialist Property Manager Business Member

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    Who doesnt?
     
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  2. Xenia

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    surely 2 minutes of noise is not that much of a problem.
     
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  3. Xenia

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    Ha
    Beat me to it.
    Lol
     
  4. Scott No Mates

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    Greek partner?? Or just doesn't say much :confused:
     
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  5. Xenia

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    Ok seriously
    I would leave it to the neighbours to sort out..

    Your tenant should Write them a letter:

    “Congratulations on your active sex life, the neighbourhood is in awe of your long lasting passionate noise and honestly good for you.

    We do ask however that you tone the noise down or close the window because we do not really want to be involved in your personal life.

    So far we know .... dates and times....

    This is too much information for your neighbour to know, I’m happy for you but I prefer to get some sleep.

    Thank you in consideration

    Xx “

    That should do it -
     
  6. Colin Rice

    Colin Rice Mortgage Broker Business Member

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    I had this "problem" when I dwelt in a flat. I found it entertaining :p
     
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  7. Terry_w

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    He lives alone/
     
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  8. Peter_Tersteeg

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    Better to be the problem... :D
     
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  9. Colin Rice

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    Sure sounds that way!
     
  10. Lacrim

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    Can't beat em join em?
     
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  11. Ghoti

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    A work colleague had a similar problem in a duplex where the neughbours after hours proclivities were diminishing her "peaceful enjoyment", so she took to turning up her TV to drown out the noise.

    Within a couple of days the neighbour was knocking on the door, protestung that they could hear everything, to which my colleague simply responded "exactly", and smiled.

    The meighbour left, red faced, and all noise ceased forthwith.
     
  12. Eric Wu

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  13. Joynz

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    From her previous threads, I've gathered that Justine doesn’t actually have an IP, though a member of her family has some flats.
     
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  14. TMNT

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    Very important question.

    Is she using a toy or using a human?
     
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  15. kierank

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    Could be both :D
     
  16. Tom Rivera

    Tom Rivera Property Manager Business Member

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    Is it a menage a toir if one of the participants is Blow-Up-Betty? :p
     
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  17. Noobieboy

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    Maybe it’s a meditation moan? I hear these take you to the next level.
     
  18. skater

    skater Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it's a brothel.
     
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  19. Noobieboy

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    Or they like watching films of questionable content on a very laud setting
     
  20. aussieB

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    It's only moaning. A single X should suffice ?
     
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