One quote Last weekend, a real estate investor who thinks the housing market will never crash because 'Australia is different mate' bought a 3 bedroom house in Moonee Ponds for $1,670,000 and they're in a good catchment area, even if they can't afford kids. 9 Corio Street, Moonee Ponds, Vic 3039 - Property Details Quote Two Last weekend, a real estate investor who thinks the housing market will never crash because 'Australia is different mate' bought a 4 bedroom house in Ivanhoe for $3,020,000 and they have no plans of living there or renting it out ever, seriously. Quote Three Last weekend, an Instagram blogger who is making some sweet cash from their 'content' bought a 4 bedroom house in Ivanhoe East for $2,026,000 and they're in a good catchment area, even if they can't afford kids. Quote Four- Seems someone similar to Quote One also bought the same house. Last weekend, someone who ****ing loved 'The Big Short' but struggles with self-awareness bought a 3 bedroom house in Moonee Ponds for $1,670,000 and their bank cannot believe they were dumb enough to sign that contract. Looks like It just grabs a recent sale and then put some text before and after it e.g. 'Last weekend, a real estate investor who thinks the housing market will never crash because 'Australia is different mate' bought a' PROPERTY and they're in a good catchment area, even if they can't afford kids. Some good lines but not actual people especially when you read someone bought a house for 4M after living with their parents.
Yeah, I think you're reading way too much into the site - it's just a bit of fun - a bit of wry humour about the real estate market.
I was going to say it's really not that funny, but then I read "The Sahara Desert is more liquid than their portfolio."
Probably most Big 4 bank shareholders would not find it amusing in any way... the others... not so much...
Big 4 bank shareholders love property buyers.... After all, someone needs to give the banks money so the profits can go to them...
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