NZ NZ Nudist Park for Sale

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  1. albanga

    albanga Well-Known Member

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    Going to bid.

    Im completely in my element there
     
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    what do you wear when inspecting?
     
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    A smile :D

    I'd be expecting stiff competition at the auction. :oops:
     
    Scott No Mates, 19th Dec, 2018
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    Terry_w Lawyer, Tax Adviser and Mortgage broker in Sydney Business Member

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    My valuer just went it, but refused to follow the dress code, so was refused admission.
    Another valuer has been in 3 times, he said he had to go back to check things again.
     
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    I’m keen to bid. No mucking around though, only going to put in my breast offer.
     
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    @albanga - I reckon that you'd lose your left one if you bought that.
     
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    If you drop your bidding bat how do you pick it up without bending over? "Cop this you dummy bidder" lol
     
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    Puts a whole new meaning on dummy bidder.
     
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    I doubt that. Having inadvertently driven through Broome's nuddy beach, we're mostly talking yucky old men
     
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    You weren't looking though o_O
     
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    Lol I was driving so yes I was looking to avoid hitting the shrivelled bodies...like I said mainly guys on the wrong side of 60.
     
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    Hopefully you didn't have to observe the fact that they had wrinkles in places that some people don't even have places...
     
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    :eek: :D
     
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