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New millennial edition of Monopoly coming soon where you can only pay rent, buy smashed avocados – The Betoota Advocate

Sucks if you want to play the game and the age of 30.

 

I like to play monopoly to build couple of hotels on Old Kent street

 

The article says

" Speaking from the heart, Lismore pharmacist Graham Sparcdonald said he’s “had it up to his ****ing gob” with the manner in which the Baby Boomers hog property and dreams.
The 29-year-old former Muay Thai instructor spoke to The Advocate a short time ago.
“There should be a government department that kills people when they turn 60. Old people are a drain on the healthcare system, property markets and most of those wok-eyed *******s can’t drive a finger up their own arse!” he said.
When asked whether he’d be inclined to play the game with his parents, he told our reporter that he’d shove the whole thing up his arse before he’d do that."

Imagine how Graham will feel when Woolies and Coles start selling pharmaceuticals and he has to actually compete instead of living with a government funded profit margin.

I bet that's going to smart.

But not for a bunch of Lismore pensioners, who will get their medicine a lot cheaper, particularly after they read his comments...

 

Lol, wow. I've got a feeling he may live to regret those comments...

 

If he existed I'm sure he would...

 

I thought I recognised him from somewhere..

 

My lips are sealed

 

OK, what can I say? Should have paid more attention to the "article" (and I use the term loosely...).

 

You've lost me, but anyway, not to worry...I understand it's a fictional character who could be real.

 

I assume the Betoota Advocate doesn't have a wide print circulation ... and so the pretenence of the story might therefore be questionable

 

Smells a bit like "The Onion"

 

Ok so do we all know what the Betoota Advocte is?