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  1. Scott No Mates

    Scott No Mates Well-Known Member

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    You know that you're getting old when you know the funeral directors by name. :eek:
     
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  2. JacM

    JacM VIC Buyer's Agent - Melbourne, Geelong, Ballarat Business Member

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    For everyone's amusement. As attached :D

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  3. Lizzie

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    Funny (not funny) ... time to source some seed and get those greens pots going ... and no comments from Datto in the cheap seats please!

    Never know - might start a thriving business where you can sell lettuce to KFC ... did you want cabbage with that?
     
    Lizzie, 10th Jun, 2022
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    geoffw Moderator Staff Member

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    @datto has turfed his usual crop, and is growing lettuce instead. It's a much better earner.

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    geoffw, 10th Jun, 2022
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    geoffw Moderator Staff Member

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    Lettuce prices are just the tip of the iceberg.
     
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  6. Gockie

    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    Gockie, 10th Jun, 2022
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  7. Pumpkin

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    Pumpkin, 10th Jun, 2022
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  8. datto

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    “Let us” hope prices go down cos they’re too expensive.
     
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    kierank, 29th Jun, 2022
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  10. Gockie

    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    Gockie, 1st Jul, 2022
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  11. Gockie

    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    Apple knows something I don’t…. 61F29957-B013-4A93-A8AF-BEC072A6D4A9.jpeg
     
    Gockie, 1st Jul, 2022
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  12. datto

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    Here's one for the Druitt oi!

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    datto, 4th Jul, 2022
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  13. Pumpkin

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    Pumpkin, 4th Jul, 2022
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  14. Scott No Mates

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    Engineers have successfully made a car that can run on parsley. They are now attempting to make trains that can run on thyme..

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    Scott No Mates, 7th Jul, 2022
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    Probably could go into a number of different threads. Resonate with anyone?

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    kierank, 5th Aug, 2022
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  18. datto

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    I feel like eating a chicken omelette. What do I cook first? The chicken or the egg?
     
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    You will have to cross the road to catch the chicken, then wait for it to lay an egg, then go to Bunnings and buy an axe...........:p
    Having takeaway again now huh ;)
     
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    In my back yard a chicken and egg are having sex. I'll keep you informed.
     
    Burramys, 30th Aug, 2022
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