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  1. Scott No Mates

    Scott No Mates Well-Known Member

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    I used to tell dad jokes.


    Sometimes, he'd laugh.
     
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    It's true!
     
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    Fly trap (come on in fellas):



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    Piston_Broke Well-Known Member

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    These toons are hilarious

     
    Piston_Broke, 20th Jan, 2022
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  6. Scott No Mates

    Scott No Mates Well-Known Member

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    Scott No Mates, 20th Jan, 2022
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    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    Gockie, 20th Jan, 2022
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    What is the time when an elephant sits on your fence ?

    The time to get a new fence.
     
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    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    Gockie, 2nd Feb, 2022
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    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    Gockie, 5th Feb, 2022
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    his accent reminded me of Uncle Rogers accent


    NSFW - language
     
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  13. Piston_Broke

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    Meanhilw in the Druie...
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    Piston_Broke, 10th Feb, 2022
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  14. Gockie

    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    The property market in reverse.
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    Gockie, 12th Feb, 2022
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  15. Scott No Mates

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    That's technology for you - early adopters pay the most.

    Where can you find a 1GB SD card for $5 even now let alone 18 years ago?
     
    Scott No Mates, 12th Feb, 2022
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  16. Gockie

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    Im a little doubtful that was the price in 2004 (would need to do a wayback search I think). But a few current offers here. Screenshot_20220212-164703_Samsung Internet.jpg
     
    Gockie, 12th Feb, 2022
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    the internet is just mean...
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