Entertainment & Music Joke Thread

My niece’s schoolwork.

 

Looks like she's just about ready to do her HSC English paper .

 

At least she knows what a simile is, which can't be a bad thing.

Although the absence of a Smiley Stamp is a bit of a worry.

Maybe because of the hashtag before the MOMO...

 

I had no idea what Momo is. And... she was placed in a high achieving class, maybe a stereotype but it’s a class full of Asian kids, 3 only just started in class last week because they went to China in the school holidays.
Anyway, I’m proud of her

 

A suicide game targeting kids!!!

Yep, that is creepy, REALLY creepy.

 

Back in the day, MOMO was the hottest steering wheel that @datto would put into his Torana.

 

I asked my wife if she wanted roses today as it is our Wedding Anniversary as well.

She said no, put the money towards our next IP .

 

Did they mention that you'd be cutting the neighbour's grass? You'll put @datto out of a job.

 

There's plenty of "work" out there.

 

Turning the darn wheel without power steering was really hard.

Had a car accident holding a momo and it just bent like a banana. Designed to absorb shock I suppose lol.

 

What is it they say about small steering wheels and big hands?



Yeah, I don't know either.

 

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman ...begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

 

I've been decluttering, because, well, what else can you do in times of Covid?

Such a good feeling