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  1. geoffw

    geoffw Moderator Staff Member

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    Now there's a coincidence! ;-)
     
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    Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden playing hide and seek before Laden's death, 2011

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    In the late 1960s I fell off my bike and hit my head.

    I'm telling you this now because we didn't have social media back then.
     
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    That explains it. :oops:
     
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    Don't forget, that was in the days before helmets.
     
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    I bought something to create a mist for the hot summer. It creates enough mist for one wife. For two wives I need a bigger mist.
     
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    I almost mist (sic) the point.
     
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    No Mates Jnr cracked a funny...

    How do you tell the difference between female and male ants?

    Get a bowl of water and put some ants in the bowl. The girl ants sink, the remainder are buoy-ant
     
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    40 years ago if you saw a neck tattoo, you'd think I'm going to see a dead body. These days you think, my coffee's going to be great.
     
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    I have a 3D credit card. It has length, width and debt.
     
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    Amid the outbreak of the latest epidemic BWS have advised a possible antidote for a case of Coronavirus.

    Grab a case of Corona, lubricate throat liberally. Ensure that you use the entire dose. It may require repeat doses.

    If you have taken sufficient doses, you won't care if you catch it.

    (Not medical advice).
     
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    I once got the Toyota Corona virus. Oh what a feeling.
     
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