Discussion in 'Living Room' started by HD_ACE, 18th Jun, 2015.
Now there's a coincidence! ;-)
Just for the Teachers.
If it is too politically incorrect to suggest One Nation voters are this uneducated, pretend the man in the satire is from a regional town.
One Nation voter pulls child out of maths class over concerns about ‘Arabic’ numerals
Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden playing hide and seek before Laden's death, 2011
In the late 1960s I fell off my bike and hit my head.
I'm telling you this now because we didn't have social media back then.
That explains it.
Don't forget, that was in the days before helmets.
I bought something to create a mist for the hot summer. It creates enough mist for one wife. For two wives I need a bigger mist.
I almost mist (sic) the point.
No Mates Jnr cracked a funny...
How do you tell the difference between female and male ants?
Spoiler: Warning: Serious entomology answer
Get a bowl of water and put some ants in the bowl. The girl ants sink, the remainder are buoy-ant
40 years ago if you saw a neck tattoo, you'd think I'm going to see a dead body. These days you think, my coffee's going to be great.
I have a 3D credit card. It has length, width and debt.
Amid the outbreak of the latest epidemic BWS have advised a possible antidote for a case of Coronavirus.
Grab a case of Corona, lubricate throat liberally. Ensure that you use the entire dose. It may require repeat doses.
If you have taken sufficient doses, you won't care if you catch it.
(Not medical advice).
I once got the Toyota Corona virus. Oh what a feeling.
I've enrolled in a TAFE welding course, starting next Tuesday.
IIRC, going back a few years there was a Fitout company which changed its name to Shape Australia (I don't believe that it's looked back or wanted to revert to the previous name). Named after some Egyptian Sun goddess. Don't quite know why it was such an impediment to business development.
Apparently February 14 has some significance. I asked my wife why people were buying roses, but she's not speaking to me.
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