Health & Family Holding in a fart means you might ‘breathe it out your mouth’

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    an oral fart?
     
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    Some people just talk cr@p - now we know why. :rolleyes:
     
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    That information has probably added something to my life but I'm not certain as to exactly what that something is.
     
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    ill never look at a politician in the same way again
     
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    Obviously they eat a lot of baked beans.
     
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    Why hold all that hate in? It's unhealthy. Let it out!
     
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    I know someone at my old workplace who had disciplinary action taken against him for 'letting it out' intentionally in the office on a number of occasions. :D
     
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    Happened to a guy I worked with. Mainly because his farts stunk so much our IT team of 5 members sitting close by had to leave the work area till the stink subsided thus reducing productivity. True story.
     
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    The exact same thing happened at my old place. No one could stand the smell and it created a lot of headache for the manager.
     
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    Wasn't there a recent legal case over whether a fart amounted to assault in the work place? (I think it was found not to be)
     
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    Sure it wasn’t arse-ault:D?
     
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    I didn't realise farting caused migrane [​IMG]
     
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    I was behind someone in the supermarket checkout the other day when the air became smelly - tried to back away but someone was behind me - just one of life's awkward moments ... :rolleyes:
     
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    The person behind you was mentally blaming you!
     
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