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Discussion in 'General Property Chat' started by Skilled_Migrant, 1st Apr, 2016.

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  1. Skilled_Migrant

    Skilled_Migrant Well-Known Member

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    Saw a person on the side of the road this morning with a ex real estate sold sign on the back and the other side saying Mark Latham for the next "PM" of this great country,no sure after he wrote the the latham diaries which party he will stand with but as long as he can stay away from taxi drivers,and give away free copies of his other masterpiece,"A conga line of suckholes" he may give BigBill" a run for other peoples money..
     
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    "Donald Trump Leader of the free world"...wow that's not April Fool's Day that may actual happen!!:eek::eek:
     
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    Lol Funny
    In fact, we would expect that in the unlikely event of a catastrophic meltdown, Cairns would be liveable again in 250 years rather than the 500 years it would take otherwise. So it’s really quite exciting
     
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    I received my new computer yesterday. Nice, compact, fast i7 quadcore etc...

    Unpacked it, uploaded the updates & installed software.


    It's about 0.5 kg heavier. :(
     
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    Received this today at work!!

    Who said senior management doesn't have a sense of humouro_Oo_O

    *Important* - Change of Store Manager Conference location



    Who is this communication for?


    All Store Managers



    What is this communication about?


    Financial headwinds and the decreased Australian dollar has led to a rethink on current spending and a revision of the F16 Budget.

    This is good news, as this BOLD initiative will contribute a further 0.3% to our projected profit growth for F16.

    Due to these new budgetary measures, the immediate decision has been made to relocate the 2016 Store Managers Conference, previously to be held at Las Vegas Nevada.

    It should be noted that no other changes are currently planned for the conference and all content for the conference will remain as planned.

    We are however very excited to announce that, in line with planned spending cuts, the 2016 Store Managers Conference will now be held at the beautiful Caribbean Baites Hotel in Frankston, with excellent facilities such as the pool and games room shown below.

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    What do you need to do?


    Nothing.



    When do you need to complete this action?


    By COB Yesterday



    Where can you get more information?


    Further details on this initiative will be announced shortly.

    Issued to AUS and NZ
     
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    Peter_Tersteeg Finance broker and strategist Business Member

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    Great idea. Throw anyone under the age of 30 back there.
     
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    Brought to you by the Bureau of Met

    Unusual sighting by our youngest trainee of rare pink snow formed by autumnal crystallization of rainbows BOM Victoria on Twitter
     
  15. datto

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    I rang my PM and asked to speak to a salesperson urgently. Told sales I needed to sell urgently and at 40% below market value. Also gave him details of my solicitor.

    I have a heap of missed calls/text messages. I think I've taken it too far. Too scared to read the messages.

    What's the best way out of this tricky situation?
     
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    @datto - Did he hear "sell @ 40% bmv? I thought I instructed buy # 40% bmv"
     
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