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Discussion in 'Living Room' started by Leo2413, 25th Sep, 2015.

  1. Leo2413

    Leo2413 Well-Known Member Premium Member

    18th Jun, 2015
    I love these :D

    I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary? Until they foreclose.

    My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.

    If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbour cut the grass.

    Homesickness is what you feel every month when the mortgage is due.

    If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments. (my favourite)

    Within two weeks of moving into a new house, the homeowner had to call an electrician, a roofer, a plasterer, and a carpenter. One afternoon he returned early from work and saw a plumber’s truck in the driveway. “Lord,” he pleaded, “please let her be having an affair.”
    Last edited: 25th Sep, 2015
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