First world problems 2020

I love to eat lobster but they are never cheap. Save the freight cost and sell them to the domestic market.

But yeah, I support the medical supplies etc. coming into Oz.

 

I have entertained the idea of lobster flooding the local market, yum realistically though, how much lobster can we eat? They are not necesarrily easy to cook well either

 

I think it's more the case that, for the cost they can sell them domestically, the fishermen are making a physical net loss

 

I realised earlier today that with no-one in Martin Place, Bondi/Manly/St Kilda/Glenelg beaches, Federation Square or Rundle Mall, Queen St Mall or Hay St that millions of ibis, pigeons and seagulls are starving....

Is it time for a "Go feed me" page?

 

My purchasers want to being settlement forward two days, next week, which is great ... but I now have to cram four leisurely days of pottering into two of scrubbing my fingers off

 

If they want it early, then they get it in the condition it's in!

 

Hire a cleaner and enjoy your leisure time. Or don’t clean it - unless it is a condition of the sale contract. Yes you may move in 2 days early but it means I won’t be able to have the place as clean for you as I hoped.

 

My morale code won't let me ... have even cleaned out the fireplace, reset it ready for lighting and the bucket full of wood and kindling ... windows and fridge/pantry and moving loads today ... bathrooms and floors tmrw

 

I was in unfamiliar territory this arvo. Stopped at a service station at Croydon Park to fill up the car. The pump was sooooo slow but the wait was well worth it.

Unleaded E10 @ $0.799

A full tank for less than $40.00

 

The weather report advised that several suburbs were 'cool' today.

Does this make the suburb more or less desirable?

Is it a short term position?

 

My emergency evacuation flight is in economy class!!!

 

Our Council is pushing ahead with very questionable activities The works will result in facilities which are illegal to operate

Spoiler: Current works

Oh, it's OK... They're building swimming pools, gym refurbishment and a few new parks.

 

First Class reserved for those who require intubation maybe?

Nurse!

 

I tried to lowball some wholesalers for $20 a live lobster. They were furious

 

Wow are you on that new infected cruise?

 

Maybe!!

 

Nope all good.

 

Breakfast on Easter Sunday:

Bacon, eggs, mushrooms, baked beans, tomatoes and hash browns.

Substituting eggs with Easter eggs was a big mistake.