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  1. geoffw

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    geoffw, 21st Jan, 2022
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    Know the feeling well.

    Nest week I am to be admitted to hospital for a day procedure. The humour?

    Supposed to have a PCR negative 72 hours before admission.

    Um, where am I to get one if not having any symptoms? Well, a RATs test then.

    Um, where am I to get one? Oh. We'll get back to you soon.

    Edit: They were quick so I'll give them credit for that. We have RATs so we can do the test when you arrive but the cost is $10.

    Deal done.

    Now send all your kids twice a week to a private hospital to get tested at $10 a pop and then they can go to school.
     
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    not true ...

    I have many american friends care of song writing and because they know I can think on my feet I got asked to " help " a couple of people in " discussions " in the early days of COVID .

    Rule one :

    Before engaging with American's on line in social media on line

    Check they're not a member of " Texans against Masks "

    You might be able to out talk them , but you can't out gun them .... Texas is an " open carry " state


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    Gockie, 25th Jan, 2022
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    Lizzie, 2nd Feb, 2022
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    why is TAS still there?
     
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    geoffw, 11th Feb, 2022
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    Redwing, 23rd Feb, 2022
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    I'm confused. In the current climate, there are countless businesses plugging their contact free services.

    I'm wondering how they know what I want if I haven't contacted them?

    "Dominos, we know where you live" :eek:
     
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    Redwing, 25th Feb, 2022
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    Redwing, 13th Mar, 2022
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    This is unrelated to the thread but is related to the above post. Car valuation websites now ask if the tank is full or empty.
     
    Burramys, 13th Mar, 2022
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