Coronavirus Humour

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  1. Gockie

    Gockie Life is good ☺️ Premium Member

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    And the question asker inadvertently gives it to the 2 gentlemen, who passes it onto their wives and kids....who then passes it onto their close contacts... damn. It’s the end of the Amish population as they don’t use the regular hospitals....

    Couple of notes.

    1. I don’t know if the Amish will or won’t use local hospitals. Maybe they will.
    2. Maybe the 2 guys aren’t even Amish! This was an assumption on my part.
     
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    Nah, they're still waiting to catch the Spanish Flu. :rolleyes:
     
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    Back to sports results...


    The latest from South Oz:

    Covid-19, SA 22


    :confused::D
     
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    This food will stop corona in its tracks. Eat it regularly lol:

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    Unlike Victoria, which is playing a boring scoreless draw.
     
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    I think that's a mistake, oh-oh! :oops:
     
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    Scott No Mates, 27th Nov, 2020
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    Commentary from Dan from Dandenong:

     
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    I just realised, we need to move all of the Rona threads to somewhere more appropriate than "the living room" :oops:
     
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    The Grinch however has been denied entry.
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    REASONS FOR REFUSAL

    Just like the Whos in Whoville,Canberrans like Christmas a lot
    The person named here, however, clearly does NOT
    Thanks to smoke, hail and COVID-19, 2020 has already been tricky for all
    We don't want it made worse by a Grinch whose heart is two sizes too small
     
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    I didn't realise that Canberra still had the border up for the Qld Premier.
     
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    Defeating Covid with Christ and heavy metal. Someone just won the internet.

     
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