Coronavirus Humour

Discussion in 'COVID-19' started by TMNT, 29th Jan, 2020.

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  1. Angel

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    O Dear, I cant unsee that one above.


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    I guess an angel would know about that.

    Let's see. Infinity in hell. Less one year. That'll make a difference :)
     
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    Handy hint.

    If you mix Tabasco sauce with your hand sanitiser, it will not only kill germs and viruses, but it will also teach you not to touch your face and eyes.
     
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    The virus has brought me closer to our maker.

    While scanning the good book I came across the following inspiration from the dawn of time:

    "...thou shalt thoroughly wash your hands for 20 seconds with soap & water...thou shalt wear a mask or other face covering... "

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    Got a text message today:


    I wasn’t allowed to say anything until today, but it's now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine trials that a local Hospital are running in partnership with Pfizer. It's important that we all do our part to beat this virus.

    The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning 06:20 am, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо.
     
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    Another handy hint.

    You can't touch your face if you have a beer in each hand.
     
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