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  1. MicrowaveJenny

    MicrowaveJenny Well-Known Member

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    Whoever said, "the days are long but the years are short" did not know about 2020.
     
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    Even on Gilligan's Island, they listened to the professor, not the millionaire.
     
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    For them's that don't get the "breathing" version

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    Explained to me like I was a 5 year old. Perfect!
     
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    Pokemon and brothels not valid reasons to leave home

    Victorians are being told playing Pokemon Go, visiting brothels and having parties are not valid reasons for leaving their homes. Deputy Commissioner Rick Nugent said fines have been handed out to Victorians undertaking those activities over the last 24 hours and that parties are of particular concern.
     
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    ... what's scary is that this is not actually a joke! :eek:
     
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    Aren't they one and the same? :rolleyes:

    I thought that brothels would have had to close again with the lockdowns.
     
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    now it makes sense one of my previous workplaces, half the staff were glued to their phones with pokemon:D
     
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    ...and the other half were in the br****? :confused:
     
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    I was the other half..........oops
     
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    Those JobKeeper subsidies can only do so much. Support required for hard working gals! However, although not having any experience in this particular business, I have been told Uber home deliveries are possible.
     
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    You need to get OFF the coffee! You are obviously over stimulated!
     
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    About as much chance as deciding to head to Victoria - or Queensland if I think what is going to happen does.

    Speaking of coffee, Vittoria Mountain Grown at Wollies @ $18 per kg. Yep, I got some.
     
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    Vic: more than 500 fines issued. They include a person who refused to leave the Dandenong KFC restaurant and continued eating his meal.

    What is that makes people go so crazy over kfc!
     
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    IMHO, one must be crazy prior to eating it.
     
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