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  1. geoffw

    geoffw Moderator Staff Member

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    He'll need something to absorb all his DRPs.
     
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    He might use all of those DRP Forms instead of toilet paper :p.
     
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    But they're all online. He's going to get a very dirty screen
     
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    Gentlemen, you are not thinking clearly. Apart from DRP statements there are also dividend statements, annual tax statements and buy contracts.

    I have:

    1. Lots of paper; and
    2. A printer.
     
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    Oh and the printer is superfluous to an extent but may need something to read you know.
     
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    How about some Corona Yoga with Sammy J...

     
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    How inappropriate is this joke now!!!:eek::eek::eek:
     
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    geoffw Moderator Staff Member

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    Mona taking some time off while the Louvre is closed.
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    @geoffw - if the louvres are closed, no-one can see Mona kicking back.
     
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    A CORONAVIRUS VIRUS LESSON

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    In this picture from World War II, a soldier is carrying a donkey. It is not that the soldier loves donkeys or has some sort of perversion. What's happening is that the field is mined and that if the donkey was free to wonder as it pleased, it would likely detonate a charge and kill everyone. The moral of the story is that during difficult times the first ones you have to keep under control are the jackasses who don't understand the danger and do as they please.
     
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    Mona and what looks like a Gretsch Hollowbody. Neat git.
     
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    They need to change the name to 'Home'.
     
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