Coronavirus Humour 2021

From the Sydney Morning Herald today https://www.smh.com.au/national/we-just-want-our-aircraft-back-in-the-air-alan-joyce-on-why-prices-won-t-be-sky-high-when-travel-returns-20211014-p5905t.html


Joke of the Week
A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant. A doctor comes in and says, “Congratulations! But unfortunately, since this is a new procedure your insurance isn’t going to cover it all. So, we’re going to give you three choices for brains, and you can decide which you can afford.“

“OK, what are they?” Says the man to the doctor. The doctor says “Well, first there’s engineer brain, that’s $100 a gram. Then there’s astrophysicist brain, that’ll cost you $200 a gram. Finally, there’s anti-vaxxer brain. That’s the most expensive at $1000 a gram.”

The man looks at the doctor, surprised. “That’s absurd! Why is the anti-vaxxer brain so expensive? “The doctor turns to him and says “Sir, do you have any idea how many anti-vaxxers it takes to get a gram of brain?!”

 

Poor T-Rex...

 

Due to Covid, Sweet Caroline is banned,

No:
Touching hands
Touching warm
Touching me
Touching you!

 

I hadn't sighted this.....linky

 

Welcome punters to the first Tuesday in November which means it's time for the running of the race that stops a city,
The Melbourne 90% VAX RATE CUP
.. A capacity crowd of 10 here to watch this year's race
.... A very strong field this year and my money is on the trifecta of CARLTON, KENSINGTON and SOUTH BANK
.... MODELLING EXPERT appears to be out of sorts
.... ANTI VAXER is refusing to get into the gates and looks like that's the last we'll see of them today
..... a lot of late money on RESSURGENCE and WAGE SUBSIDY
.... 2021 SCHOOL YEAR has been scratched
.... COURIER PARCEL is nowhere to be seen
.... RETAIL is very slow to get in
....there's a Stewards enquiry on HOSPITALITY and I don't think they'll be taking part this year now
.... a lot of people's hopes are pinned on PICNIC BUBBLE
.... and last to enter and expected to finish way back is MY CHILD'S EDUCATION
Waiting for the horses to settle and the flag of roadmap to fall ... or will the restrictions siren drop ... or even a flash of QR code
.... QUARANTINE ESCAPEE has bolted early
..... and they're off .... but hang on folks ... Just when you had your hopes up, we'll announce the calling of the race next week .. we might change it to the week after ... and if we feel like it, we might not even announce it at all

 

Ps. We need to lift the vaccination rates in African countries. It's in the best interests of every single person of the planet.