Abracadabra! It's magically paid!

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  1. Sackie

    Sackie Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    Backstory: the staff at my local cofee joint know me as someone who enjoys performing magic from time to time to entertain them .



    Rocked up to my local coffee place this morning and ordered a coffee. Come time to pay the waitress says with a warm smile That'll be $4.50 thanks " as she proceeds to get the credit card machine ready for payment . I say to her " watch carefully " as i pull out a handkerchief and weave it through my empty fingers over the machine in a mysterious manner.

    BEEP. Payment made. I take my coffee and walk away with a big grin leaving Maggie ( the waitress) in semi shock .























    Thank you Bankwest.

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  2. KateSydney

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    Haha - did she comment on your new jewellery? Now she will be compulsively glancing at customers' hands as they approach the counter!
     
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  3. Scott No Mates

    Scott No Mates Well-Known Member

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    Ate you putting your ring on display?
     
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    Sackie Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    Ahhhh..paranoia. Isn't it a lovely thing :D
     
  5. Sackie

    Sackie Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    Shhhhh.. you're gonna get me into trouble .
     
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    Scott No Mates Well-Known Member

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    I the thought of his hand hadn't crossed my mind.
     
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    Angel Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    You're so much skinnier than your avatar
     
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    Sackie Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    PTSD from PC will do that to a lad.:D
     
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  9. Propertunity

    Propertunity Exclusive Real Estate Buyers Agent Business Member

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    Sauron intended it to be the most powerful of all Rings, able to rule and control those who wore the others
     
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    Sackie Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    I'll pass on your marketing ideas to Bankwest ;)
     
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    Propertunity Exclusive Real Estate Buyers Agent Business Member

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    New logo for bankwest?
     
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    Sackie Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    "Bankwest. It's the bank APRA rejected that makes Bankwest the best .
     
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    I wondered where they got their colour from.:D
     
  14. datto

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    Can they call that ring Uranus?

    Shop keeper "And how will you be paying for that?"

    Customer "I'll be using that fandangled ring from Bankwest"

    Shop keeper "Good, you mean Uranus, just swipe Uranus across the terminal "

    Customer "OK, but are you sure about this?"

    Shop keeper "What the blazes!?! you can't moon it, use the ring on your finger you twit"
     
  15. Sackie

    Sackie Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    I don't know how you come up with this stuff.. :p
     
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    That plan may just backfire :eek:
     
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    Isn't it Saturn which has rings?

    Perhaps you could call the ring Saturn Uranus.
     
  18. Propertunity

    Propertunity Exclusive Real Estate Buyers Agent Business Member

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    Astronomers voted in 2020 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
     
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    Fact check. 2620, according to the clip.
     
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    Yeah, but the people at Bankwest mustn't be that smart.